January 2012
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December 2011
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November 2011
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Music Video Cliff Notes> Toxic - Britney Spears
WHAT THE SONG IS ABOUT>
A girl is in a destructive relationship and loves it.
WHAT THE VIDEO IS ABOUT>
Our disembodied consciousness floats into a commercial airplane and we meet Stewardess Britney. She is on the phone calling someone who gives a shit. Unlike all of the stewardesses in our experience she does not look like Jim J. Bullock. She, instead, is dressed like an extra...
October 2011
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September 2011
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Fun Times
Assault, Possession of Illegal Substances, Possession of an Illegal Weapon, Driving Without a License, Possession of False Identification, Impersonating a Federal Agent, Hijacking a Car. But enought about me> How was your 3 day weekend?
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August 2011
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The Children are the Future
Hey, Boy and Girl Scouts of America> I appreciate the cookies but when you set up in front of a store and then mock me under your breath when I say, “No Thank You Not Today” guess what? You have learned a new skill called “Aggressive Panhandling”!
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Life
Much of life is tolerating what you dislike so you can avoid what you hate.
HELLO!!!
What is with these people who don’t say “Hello”? I pass them, obviously say “Hello”, and they just keep walking?? Are they thinking, “I am too cool for humanity” or “Mommy told me never to talk to strangers”?? And these aren’t gang members, either; just normal seeming citizens. I have decided I am going to shout “Hello” at...
July 2011
17 posts
lowindustrial:
When you’ve known someone long enough and well enough to grasp the simple things that make them happy, the uncomplicated gestures that brighten their day, you’ve captured lightning in a bottle. Exercise that power wisely but also lavishly.
Lawyers
Lawyers never die; they just go to hell and return as talent agents.
“For the status quo to be maintained and the established system to run smoothly...”
– Alduous Huxley (via adecentfellow)
Ah, the entire basis of modern society. Master has been good to us!
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Unfollow
Dear person who I stopped following,
Just because you have a crush on the guy who played Magneto in Xmen: The Cash Cow doesn’t mean I do.
So, you posting pictures of him every five seconds was more than I could handle. In fact, if I ever see the guy in person I will punch him in the face. This will be your fault.
Goodbye forever,
SunnydaZe
Link> SunnydaZe gets a shout out and ends up on a... →
Link> Captain Un-American →
Will they be digitally altering the color of his suit, as well? They should go with “The Last Avenger Who Would Have Anything To Do With A Capitalistic War Machine”
June 2011
13 posts
Rude Folk
Have you ever considered how much harder life must be for rude people? They go around making everything difficult for their fellow human beings and those human beings retaliate by making things more difficult for the rude people. It’s the circle of life….
Nice Dreams
Next time one of those tricked out vans is driving slowly down your street playing rap music at full volume, run outside and pretend it is an ice cream truck and order a Dreamsicle. When they don’t have that… Ask for some weed.
Movies about Movies
What makes Barton Fink work is the way it captures the contrast between what one expects from “Hollywood” and what one gets. The scene where Barton watches dailies from a wrestling picture which is the same 30 second scene redone over and over captures a part of filmmaking most people never consider. It is the opposite of those ridiculous scenes in movies about movies when they...
Very Important Headline
“What Is A Narcotic And When Might I Need One?” - ABC News